a zebra (real or not real)

agentotter: islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:53:39 +0100

islandofmisfitt0ys:

deviantfemme:

pratfall:

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

exploitationiscontagious: geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:07 +0100

exploitationiscontagious:

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

My bloody friend does this. Can’t take her anywhere without her being like ooooh a cat.

Last night we just heard bells and she was like THERE’S A CAT.

Could have been santa for all she knew.

Tch.

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger: Moffat has said that The Doctor...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:40:11 +0100

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

Moffat has said that The Doctor has met Clara more than once and Forest of the Dead was a Moffat episode..This little girl’s name was CAL right? HAS HE REALLY BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR THAT LONG?!

George R.R. Martin to Release Another Book That's Not the Next Installment of 'A Song of Ice and Fire' | Pajiba

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:33:38 +0100

George R.R. Martin to Release Another Book That's Not the Next Installment of 'A Song of Ice and Fire' | Pajiba:

bigbigbigday006:

wilwheaton:

popculturebrain:

Martin will release ‘The Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister,’ a collection of “clever and naughty quips” from the beloved character, this Christmas, mostly because he hates his fans.

George loves his fans. I know this because I’ve spoken with him at length about that very subject. Also, as Neil Gaiman put it so eloquently, George R.R. Martin is not your bitch.

I get that it’s amusing to fire off some snarky joke about how George hates his fans, but wouldn’t it be more interesting to really look at how this book came together? Do you actually think George sat down, stopped what he was doing, and wrote a book of brand new Tyrion Lannister quotes? Oh, wait, that’s not what he did, and I know this because I read the announcement from Harper Collins: “The hardback title will gather together “clever and naughty quips” from the popular character from A Song of Ice and Fire series.”

Or can we apply Occam’s Razor for a moment and consider:

1) Game of Thrones is wildly popular at the moment,

2) Tyrion Lannister is one of the most popular characters on the show,

3) A bunch of business people at Harper Collins saw an opportunity to have an editor cull existing material, add an introduction or a few other words from George throughout, and laugh all the way to the bank.

I don’t know what George is writing at the moment, and while I hope that it’s more ASoIaF, I also hope he’s enjoying the process, because he’s earned it. He owes us nothing, and the only thing we should ever say to George is Thank You.

Y’ALL JUST GOT WHEATON’D!

a-short-history-of-nothing: thejivinghands: It’s actually...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:27:00 +0100

a-short-history-of-nothing:

thejivinghands:

It’s actually true

FOR SCIENCE

Queen of Thorns ftw

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:20:27 +0100

Queen of Thorns ftw

theoceanslullaby: “Remember the last time you sprained your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:13:46 +0100

theoceanslullaby:

“Remember the last time you sprained your ankle?…” #EhlersDanlosSyndrome #EDS #AwarenessMonth www.ednf.org [Day 1/31]

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:06:57 +0100

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:41:46 +0100

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

bikenesmith: like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:47 +0100

bikenesmith:

like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit

#and then as a consequence you never tell them stuff and they just assume you’re shy or cold

creeeeeeeep: Ca Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:46:55 +0100

creeeeeeeep:

Ca Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:47:28 +0100

bunnyfood: (via dpaf:via)

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:40:17 +0100

bunnyfood:

(via dpaf:via)

that-potter-guy: notquiteluke: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:33:43 +0100

that-potter-guy:

notquiteluke:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”

TUBE S

BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO

CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT

in the UK we call ‘em frubes

and we put doctor who characters on the box

THAT’S WHAT GO-GURT IS?!? HOLY CRAP I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!

How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:26:59 +0100

lumos5000:

c-parks:

robmcdon:

spongebobsimonpants:

kellyeatworld:

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

Mercury…

Venus…

Mars…

Jupiter…

Saturn…

Uranus…

Neptune…

JUPITER. Holy fuck

What about if Earth had rings?

What would that look like

this is like porn i love space

Gallifrey…

mindymaygan: andreaschoice: cat doesn’t want to get out of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:20:14 +0100

mindymaygan:

andreaschoice:

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

the pad on his head ^_^

makes me so happy

thedailywhat: Touche of the Day: Game Dev Tycoon School Pirates...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:13:44 +0100

thedailywhat:

Touche of the Day: Game Dev Tycoon School Pirates with a Clever In-Game Event

Greenheart Games has come up with a clever, refreshing way to discourage its patrons from pirating video games. Minutes after releasing their latest title Game Dev Tycoon last Sunday, the developers intentionally leaked a free “cracked” version of the game on a torrent site, and with the help of a few seeding friends, more than 3,104 users, or nearly 94% of all players, had downloaded the illegal copy within the first day. What none of them had realized is that the “cracked” version was designed for failure: after a few hours of gameplay, the player’s virtual game development company’s titles would become victims of piracy themselves, causing them to slowly go bankrupt.

When strangers try to give me advice for joint pain

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:06:51 +0100

ehlersdanloszebra:

or when they offer paracetamol hahahahaahahhaHA

evilnerdproductions: (x) Wait, WHAT?

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:35:24 +0100

evilnerdproductions:

(x)

Wait, WHAT?

pleatedjeans: 24 Parents Who Are Doing it Right

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:53:40 +0100

pleatedjeans:

24 Parents Who Are Doing it Right