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Person: Can you please stop referencing The Hunger Games in all of our conversations please

Me: I just can't afford to think like that

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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YAHOO IS STREAMING THE HUNGER GAMES PREMIERE LIVE... →

theprincessinthetower: katnips: haymitchsemptybottle: what the like what it will be 4:30 am here. tuesday. cool. 1:30 am, the week before my dissertation is due in? Yeah, I’ll be up then~

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meanwhile on mapcrunch

I’m gonna die, aren’t I?

Feb 20th

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I got bored of Chinese mountains and tried again. I’m in Wales! About 50 miles from where I am now irl. Gonna try to get home~

Feb 20th

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I found an airport!

but I feel like I was cheating because I found myself on a busy road that must’ve been only 5 miles away lol

Feb 20th

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Life's not gonna give you anything that you want.:... →

putalioninthere: redscharlach: (You’ve all heard about Elementary, right?) 1. Elementa-Glee A modern-day Sherlock Holmes series set in an all-American high school, with musical numbers. Don’t stop deducin’! 2. My Deer Watson The heartwarming adventures of lil’ Locky Holmes and his pet deer, who… I can’t breathe. I’d watch all of these, to be perfectly honest.

Feb 17th

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“In The Hunger Games, Liam stars as Gale, a brooding man-child suffering a...”

– Details Magazine about Liam Hemsworth (via frosting-cakes)

Feb 15th

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20 Cats As Fonts →

caturday: Here are 20 fonts and the cats that clearly inspired them. This is a rare and important opportunity for cat fanciers and typophiles to find some common ground.

Feb 14th

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The Pink Tupperware Bottle Phenomenon

 What follows is a list of e-mails that have been sent around our uni e-mail lists. It started with someone losing a pink tupperware bottle, but has recently spiralled out of control.  Names and addresses have been changed.
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exxx9d@bangor.ac.uk: 
 Hey I'm really sorry to bother everyone but I lost my pink bottle 
 outside of the PJ hall or anothe place last Thursday. Thought this 
 bottle is not expensive, this is a gift given by a very important 
 person. So if anyone has found it please please mail me on here. Thanks!
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 oxxx11@bangor.ac.uk
 Dear distraught student, 
 First of all, I would like to offer you my sincere condolences for the loss of such an important item. I understand that this is a very difficult time for you, but you must try to be strong. I know you’ll get through this!  It’s so hard when you lose an item you love and care for so much, but life goes on. I’m sure your pink bottle has settled somewhere and is living its dreams.  By now, it’s probably on a beach somewhere, surfing or just chilling with some ice cold beers. 
 Please distraught student, you must let go. Cherish the times you had with the bottle and enjoy the memories.  If you need to discuss this issue further, then I suggest you talk to someone at nightline maybe? 
 Who knows, maybe one day the pink bottle will return, and the quest will be over.  Until then, we can only hope that it is safe and well. 
 I wish you the best of luck. 
 Williams, Annie*
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 pxxx59@bangor.ac.uk
 Ms. Williams, 
 It is my humble opinion that you are not taking this matter seriously enough. 
 On behalf of the LTPBRS (Lost Tupperware Pink Bottle Rehabilitation Society)I would condemn you for your lack of sympathy and understanding in this matter. 
 There is much research to show that the loss of a Tupperware Pink Bottle (TPB) can be a significantly traumatic insult and those who lose TPBs require much counselling and rehabilitation. Sigg and Camelbak et al. (2010) showed that the loss of a Tupperware Pink Bottle has significantly greater negative psychological effects when compared to the negative psychological effects associated with the loss of a Tupperware Bottle of any other colour. 
 It is my proposal that the University establishes a TPB rehabilitation programme in accordance with the guidelines we (LTPBRS) published last year. Any further denigration of those who are victims of loss of a TPB will warrant action from our legal department. 
 Yours Sincerely, 
 Juan Litre 
 - Lost Tupperware Pink Bottle Rehabilitation Society 
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 exxx20@bangor.ac.uk
 This communication is to inform you that we have your Bottle. It is being held in a secure location by ourselves. The Bottle will not come in to any harm as long as our demands are met. 
 If You Ever Want To See Your Bottle Again you will; 
 Place £5,000 in unmarked bills into the rubish bin on the corner of Ffriddoedd Road opposite Morrisons by 9pm tonight. You Must Make the Drop Alone and any attempt to contact the police will result in termination of the deal. 
 We have included Photographs of your Bottle, Failure to comply with these demands today will result in the removal of the bottle lid and its contents will be emptied. 
 We'll be seeing you...(They attached images of a pink bottle tied to a chair with someone holding scissors to its neck)
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 exxxc8@bangor.ac.uk
 In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team 
 Call 07791051xxx 
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 cxxx33@bangor.ac.uk
 Dear Mr Litre, 
 Firstly can I call you Juan? Mr Litre sounds awfully smart and silly. I am so glad to hear about the LTPBRS (Lost Tupperware Pink Bottle Rehabilitation  Society) and I can only wish I had found it sooner. Ever since losing my bottle I've never quite felt the same and I wish I had a chance to talk to someone about it. 
 I lost my Pink Tupperware Bottle when I was just 17. It was at a school disco and after a few Smirnoff Ices my friend Jenny told me that Steve, a guy from the year above, wanted to share my bottle. After a bit of chatting we got close and there was the awkward moment when he asked to see my bottle but I decided it was OK to show him. However, This just seemed to get him more excited. When he tried to touch it I wanted to stop him at first but sharing seemed like the right idea at the time so I let him continue. The night went on and I eventually let him drink from the bottle it was nothing like I had ever felt before. There was a deeper pleasure than ever before in the knowledge that somebody else enjoyed my bottle but also a pain as it was the first time I had let someone share my Pink Tupperware bottle and it would never be the same again. 
 The next day my Bottle was missing and so was Steve, I saw him once or twice afterwards but never again my Bottle. Every now and then I think about that night and I hope your society can help me get over the feeling of loss for my Pink Tupperware Bottle. 
 I look forward to the next meeting and hope to help others as much as you've already helped me. 
 Yours sincerely 
 Ms. Wearis Mabotel
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 exxx27@bangor.ac.uk 
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 T O N I G H T   Y O U   W I L L   H A V E   T O   M A K E   A   C H O I C E. 
 T H E   P I N K   T U P P E R W A R E   B O T T L E   I S L I N K E D   T O   A   D E V I C E   W H I C H   W I L L   D E T E N A T E   IN   6 0   M I N U T E S. 
  T H E   B L U E   T U P P E R W A R E   B O T T L E   I S   L O C K E D   I N T O   A D E V I C E  F U L L   O F   L E T H A L   S P I K E S   W H I C H   W I L L   S N A P   S H U T   I N  60  M I N U T E S. 
 W H O   W I L L   Y O U   S A V E? 
 L E T   T H E   G A M E   B E G I N. (attached images of pink bottle and blue bottle in said contraptions)
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 bxxx94@bangor.ac.uk
 I am speaking on behalf of the client who has lost said tupperwear bottle. 
I have trained Obi Wan Kinobi and Bruce Wayne, and I have also Lead the A-Team Under the alias of Colonel John Hannibal. To those who wish to threaten my clients bottle, I say this: 
  I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. 
 Sincerely, 
          Anonymous 
 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
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 pxxx50@bangor.ac.uk
 Dear all,
 Laugh as you will, but what none if you realise is that I was terribly mistreated by my previous owner and so ran away from the horror which was my day to day life. 
 Often they would rip my top from my body and force me to take in up to 500ml of Orange Juice - I don't even like Orange! Then they would suck out my insides, seriously, have you ever had your head sucked on? I assure, it is not a desirable lifestyle. 
 Don't get me wrong, it was my choice to get into the Sports Bottle way of life; and things looked good at the beginning, but that was before I realised what cruel fate lay ahead of me. 
 So why do I tell you all this now? Well it helps to get it off my chest for start, but more so, I wanted to bring to light the cruelty that has befallen me and show you what a mistake you are making by joking of such an event with your deviant, sarcastic replies. 
 I have left my previous owner a note explaining why I left, and how unhappy I was. So please, do not come looking, just know that I am now safe and happy once again. 
 Kind Regards, 
 A. Pink Tupperware Bottle. 
 PS 
 I hope that from now you will take me more seriously. 
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 oxxx37@bangor.ac.uk
 It's ok guys help is at hand! 
http: //www.facebook.com/pages/I-too-have-lost-my-pink-tupperware-bottle/139660056152153?sk=wall