How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
dorothy-cotton: you know what’s kind of ridiculous about gen 4 like in the previous gens the legendary pokemon had been legendary, but they’d always been very tied to the physical realm. They were less like deities and more like great and powerful beasts you had tamed Where as in gen 4 it’s like fucking space time continuum motherfuckers who can literally rip apart the fabric of the universe ...
agentotter: islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad. how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your...
exploitationiscontagious: geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat My bloody friend does this. Can’t take her anywhere without her being like ooooh a cat. Last night we just heard bells and she was like THERE’S A CAT. Could have been...
George R.R. Martin to Release Another Book That's... →
bigbigbigday006: wilwheaton: popculturebrain: Martin will release ‘The Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister,’ a collection of “clever and naughty quips” from the beloved character, this Christmas, mostly because he hates his fans. George loves his fans. I know this because I’ve spoken with him at length about that very subject. Also, as Neil Gaiman put it so eloquently, George R.R. Martin is...
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
bikenesmith: like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit #and then as a consequence you never tell them stuff and they just assume you’re shy or cold
that-potter-guy: notquiteluke: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES” TUBE S BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT in the UK we call ‘em frubes and we put doctor who characters on the...
How the sky would look if the planets were as...
lumos5000: c-parks: robmcdon: spongebobsimonpants: kellyeatworld: guceubcuesu: Moon… Mercury… Venus… Mars… Jupiter… Saturn… Uranus… Neptune… JUPITER. Holy fuck What about if Earth had rings? What would that look like this is like porn i love space Gallifrey…
When strangers try to give me advice for joint...
ehlersdanloszebra: or when they offer paracetamol hahahahaahahhaHA
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
overwhelmed-with-fandoms: Highlights of Eurovision There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP There is Greece with the free alcohol You got Iceland with Thor Romania with the Dracula and half naked men And of course Malta with the very happy man
mrmisf0rtune: ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn: what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1 I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
In a land of myth and a time of magic. The destiny...
Poachers Have Killed All Rhinos in Mozambique Park →
allcreatures: Poachers are now turning to elephants. :(
When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel...
riddle-my-hiddles: laugh-addict: A+ for gif usage
sherlocking-my-way-to-gallifrey: imawkwardandyourecute: The Doctor’s name is actually John Smith. That key said ‘SMITHS’ Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you’re busy, in which case always ignore a coincidence.
I legit just assume everyone loves Harry Potter because come on, it’s Harry Potter, and it always comes as a surprise to me when people say they don’t like or don’t care about it and I’m just like whAT WHAT DID YOU DO AS A CHILD?